The only remotely plausible scenario I’ve ever heard is that chastity belts were worn to protect against rape while a woman’s husband was away. The woman had possession of the key. Of course, if chastity belts never actually existed, that idea is no more relevant than any other.
Okay, maybe not that selective. Also I now want a giant mechanical dinosaur.
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I see them used far more often for male anatomy than otherwise. There’s actually an amazing variety of such devices available. You can even find them on Amazon, but apparently those are mostly cheap Chinese copies using cheaper materials, etc.
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I sent this link to my friend, she replied, “Shh, don’t ruin Robin Hood: Men in Tights.”
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But the codpieces were the real deal…
[/quote]They need to come back into fashion.
But women look so silly in them.
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Right, I’m off to find a cod piece to see if I can prove you wrong. Even if I look silly, it’s still win/win in my books.
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Bonus points if you cosplay as Larry Blackmon
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I have to agree, that one is way better.
I eagerly look forward to next week’s Oglaf inspired by this story.
The piece of cod that passeth understanding.
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