Check out this unusual but delicious potato

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It kinda resembles a Geoduck. And nothing else. NOTHING ELSE!

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Point of order: is this a potato or a sweet potato? The copy suggests one thing but the pic’s, uh… unusual anatomy… suggests another.

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< sarcasm > Haw, haw. It looks like a penis.< /sarcasm >

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I hope they called it Putin.

cuz it’s a dick-tater

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That’s where I was going, I swear.

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high quality GIF

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Is that vein shopped in there? Bizarre.

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Definitely not a Jewish potato…definitely not.

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I have to say, I can’t recall ever seeing a potato with a long gnarly vein on it.

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babar GIF

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“This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few dick vein shops in my time.”

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image|230x219 “Exactly the same shape as a thingy”

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That was my initial assumption, but apparently sweet potatoes do sometimes get these kind of vein-like structures that run along their length, so… yeah, they do sometimes look like this.

It’s a sweet potato, and…

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[please don’t ban me for my sweet potato pr0n]

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I don’t mean to imply anything untoward, but my wife would definitely leave me for that potato.

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Hello! I submitted this sweet potato to boingboing. It was in a box of produce I received. It is real, vein and all, I didn’t shop it–i chopped it. :sweet_potato:

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Welcome to BoingBoing!

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Someone got it from a Corvette.

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