Record-breaking potato not a potato after all

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Their dreams squashed.

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It seems to me the Guinness book of World Records failed to identify the precise species of Gourd. It looks to me like the Borg Gourd and I want to know WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

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Okay correction, is this the Thladiantha dubia? Because this tuber seems highly dubious! Borg potato

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According to the quote by the owner of the non-potato, as well as other reports that I’ve read, his name is Dug, not Doug.

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Hm, I was pretty sure it would turn out to be a capybara.

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Ob:
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You don’t have to be drunk.

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Per Stephen Colbert-“Is Potato”

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This gives me flashback to the early 2000’s when, for some reason, my (now) wife’s family was constantly rewatching the 240lb tumor removal episode of some medical miracles series. It was quite amazing, the first 3 times…

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Our eyes see what you did there.

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I’ll just leave this here:

…but it helps.

Thx 2 all y’all postin’ Colbert’s Is Potato. It’s what immediately came to mind.

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