Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/20/chicago-driver-goes-full-blues.html
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Thank the FSM no one was hurt (that we know of)!
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Minor correction, it’s “Schaumburg,” with two u’s.
Also,
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The new Oldsmobiles are in early.
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NDW FTW!
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“Will someone please tell me where I deliver the car for the raffle?”
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Fixed! Thanks!!
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Just looking for parking.
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Speaking as a Chicago resident, Schaumburg is 40 miles away. This isn’t a “Chicago” driver or incident.
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Full Blues Brothers?
Low budget remake, more like.
Anyway, no one was run over, no one was shot, and that’s good.
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Speaking as a western suburbs resident, it’s Chicago until you hit cornfields.
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IKR? So not Blues Brothers, am disappoint! 
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Did they start with the Sears? That was considerate, shouldn’t hit anyone going into a Sears.
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Where was security? This is the kind of thing Mall Ninjas train their whole lives for.
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Were they looking for the Farmers Market?
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That’s the thing about Ninjas, you never see them.
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Terrible headline. No, the person went full stupid.
Only the Blues Brothers go full Blues Brothers. The Blues Brothers are fictional tricksters on a mission from a deity, with no real world repercussions .
Souce: Youtube clip, Fandango channel, Blues Brothers, 1980, written by Dan Aykroyd & John Landis
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I think we can all agree it’s Chicagoland.
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I live in Elgin, and worked next to that mall for about 8 years. I’m with Liz on this one.
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Oh, but there’s no “Asian Gangs” that like to hang out at the Woodfield Arcades.
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Ok, but only if we collectively agree that O’Hare is not in Chicago, despite its weird gerrymandered address. The surrounding towns can fight for it.
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Agreed:
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