Can someone please mix the video with this???
I will give you that one happily.
The crooked Chicago parking enforcement has written me tickets before, when I left the country for a few weeks and used airport parking. Which, by the way, I since have learned is illegal to do because it was over an expired sticker (a moving violation).
FUUUUUUUCK Chicago Parking enforcement.
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This is the issue with driving your time machine through the mall instead of the parking lot. Too many obstacles to reach the proper 88 mph.
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The driver damaged, let’s see…Sears, Forever 21, and Hollister.
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Does Sears even do oil changes anymore?
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Do they have a Miss Piggy?
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Why didn’t they have tactical concrete planters in front of the entrance?
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What? Schaumburg is next to O’Hare. 40 minutes from the loop, sure, 40 miles from Chicago no way.
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Disco pants and haircuts.
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Here I thought Sears went out of business a few years ago! Only here in Canada I guess?
The greater Chicagoland area, sure. But if you don’t pay Chicago taxes, you don’t live in Chicago. That’s just a statement of fact.
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It’s 40 miles from me. Not everyone lives on the north side.
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You beat me to it. After all it was a mall so likely there was nobody there.
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This place has everything.
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They said that the driver seemed dazed and confused. That makes sense from the slow meandering in the mall.
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Thanks, I’ll just park it in this fountain, next to this muffin kiosk.
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I would love to watch Blues Brothers in vertical video…
No
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What a shocking story, I had no idea people still went to malls.
This sort of thing just Sears itself into your imagination.
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