Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/01/child-had-500-extra-teeth-extr.html
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Damn, he’s gonna be the richest 7-year-old in town if he manages to get the tooth fairy to pay up.
Most of them weren’t much bigger than sand grains.
They couldn’t rate more than a penny each.
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As a survivor of orthodontia, I cringe in sympathetic horror.
Beat me too it
Okay this is real nightmare fuel Jesus I am trying not to even imagine this
I’m glad the kid is fine.
I’m never going to sleep again.
And I thought it bad when I had to get two sets of wisdom teeth removed.
Even completely normal children’s faces are just crammed with teeth.
Not all of us are normal. I still have most of my baby teeth, because there was nothing underneath.
This is the biggest flaw with Intelligent Design: any designer intelligent enough to create this many species would be able to do so without this many construction and design flaws.
You’ve clearly never worked for a corporate project team.
Makes me think of Cyriak for some reason…
Unmentioned: the father was a shark.
I said intelligent.
Chaos is a requirement, not a flaw.
Stupidity is only the difference between intelligence required and intelligence available.
You’ve gotta be intelligent to be stupid.
Well… it’s a tumor.
Yeah, the extra 500 teeth in the X-ray above are all in the speckled region at the bottom left- the higgledy-piggledy teeth over the rest of it aren’t out of the ordinary.