China bans seductive eating of bananas

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i’d like to think that Chinese people will start eating cucumbers and carrots in a seductive manner in protest.

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What are you wearing?

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Ah, the infamous confrontation scene; epic.

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First they came for the bananas, but I said nothing, because there were always cucumbers…

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It’s a good date night movie, for sure!

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I randomly caught it on cable one night while channel surfing some years back; I was surprised by how much I liked it.

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Asparagus jokes were the banana jokes of the 19th century.

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It’s one of my all time favorite movies. Makes such a statement about women. Plus based on an actual woman’s life. Too cool. Also, is sexy.

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Just look at this seductive Banana!

I mean, wait, no DON’T look at it!

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But what about pointed sticks?

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Just look at that squirrel. Just look at it.

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How about giving it a BJ but not actually taking any bites?

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Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?:laughing:

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Seductively?

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