China bans seductive eating of bananas


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#2

What? I mean as far as things that get you excited that is well um tame.


#3

I’m eating a banana right now.


#4

If it doesn’t appeal to you, you’ve got no skin in the game.


#5

pics vine or it didn’t happen.


#6

Yee of little faith…


#7

Previously on BoingBoing:


#8

That appeals to me.


#9

Sure, it sound ridiculous, but it’s good to know that China now has the time for things like this, apparently having solved all the actual problems.


#10

What next, banning women from showing their ankles lest men get overly stimulated?

Egads man, it’s the 1880’s all over again! Wait…

Smog covered cities ot the point of choking out the sun. Banning trivial things. Working children to the point they had to install suicide nets outside their factories.

My God. China is trying to be steampunk.


#11

So, they’re not falling for the banana in the tailpipe.


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I apologize for my earlier comment… and for this one. However it’s…


#14

I’m guessing the state-approved behavior is to “just look at it”.


#15

How about seductive eating of “oranges?”


#16

Thankfully, struggling to drink water is still legal.


#17

That’s what Xi said.


#18

Don’t look at the banana. Just don’t.


#19

So, um… are you allowed to stream yourself doing other things seductively with a banana?

Just asking for a friend.


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