Chinese restaurant policy against picky customers

Wait, so I should always put salt in my eyes? Yeah, that sounds right. Either that, or when your contacts act up, just take them out and wear your backup glasses.

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A lot of that still sounds like it’s in your brain, not your tongue, though. I don’t mean that you’re not tasting fishy flavors, but that you’ve learned (or decided at an early age, which happens a lot) that ‘fishy’ means ‘bad’, for example. I have several friends who can only eat the mildest of fish because any whiff of ‘fishiness’ is engrained in them to be a ‘rotten / off / bad’ flavor. Maybe it’s my New England heritage, but I’m totally down with fishy flavors and enjoy things that smell or taste of the sea. Somewhere along the line, my brain decided that ‘fishy’ didn’t mean ‘rotten’. I’m not sure why, but it’s something that totally fascinates me.

A good example of this is kimchi. I love kimchi and its bold and spicy funky flavors. But there’s no denying that the stuff kinda smells like, well, garbage. But our brains can instantly switch from “oh god, who left the lid off the trash” to “hey, pass the kimchi” just by recognizing if something’s ‘bad / nauseous’ or ‘good / delicious’ once you realize it’s tasty kimchi and not a bucket of trash that you’re smelling. Your brain’s telling you that the bitter flavors of greens and the squishy texture of squash are bad, but both of those can be also seen as positive things to seek out.

Goofy example from the Tim Burton “Batman”: Bruce Wayne tastes the soup and recoils, disgusted. “Alfred! The soup’s cold!” …“Yes, it’s supposed to be, sir, it’s vichyssoise.” Bruce shrugs and tastes it again, and is okay with it now. When it was “cold soup”, it was gross. When it was “soup meant to be cold”, the ‘disgust’ part of his brain could turn off and he could enjoy it.

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At Katz’s Deli where the big O scene was filmed, they have a big sign pointing to the table they sat.

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There’s a place nearby that has something on their menu called “stinky tofu.” Somehow I know I am going to try this.

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I have been trying to get some stinky tofu for about a year now. The people I work with in Asia never want to participate, so I’ve yet to have any.

I’m told it is revolting, which only makes me want it more.

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I’ve heard stinky tofu is pretty revolting, but I’m not sure if it could be worse than hákarl, which I did have once. The reason being that hákarl is chock full of ammonia so it tastes like drinking pine sol. Not exactly a “horrific taste” so much as it literally feels like eating poison.

But I guess it’s really apples and oranges. Stinky tofu completely smells rotten, and while hákarl is completely rotten, it smells and tastes like chemical warfare.

That said, I’d rather not eat either.

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Oooh - I wonder if that’s Natto? I had some. Not good. Not at all good. (and this from one who finds the diaper like smell of Morbier to be enchanting…)

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You’re making me hungry >:)

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Stinky tofu and natto are different things. Both stinky, both made from soy, but not the same texture AT ALL.

Stinky tofu (although it can be thinner, etc.):

Natto:

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Thank you! (should have looked that up)

Yeah, the pic of the natto gave me the shivers remembering.

Even if it is delicious, pictures of natto make my skin crawl.

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I gave natto several chances: tried the frozen packets you find at Asian markets, tried it at a sushi place, and finally tried a ‘natto roll’ fresh from the fridge at a Lawson in Kyoto. It was bitter, slimy, and rotten-tasting every time. When I was trying it in Japan, an old lady walked by and said “You American? You like that?” and pointed to it. I sort of shrugged, and she made a revolted face and walked away shaking her head.

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Natto always reminds me of an old Gahan Wilson cartoon involving a horrified white guy being served what looked like a vivisected alien fetus at an Asian restaurant by two waiters trying to contain their laughter at their prank. Can’t find it now so this Kliban will have to do:

(n.b. Funny how what sounded like extravagantly fancy tablecloth cuisine in the 70s is now stuff you could probably find at any Whole Foods salad bar and wolf down on your way back to work.)

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Tried it. Definitely NOT delicious.

(Japanese friend ordered it and said “this is likely to be one of your few chances to taste it without having to order it yourself, so if you’re game, give it a shot.” Welp, now I can say I did that.)

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I’m fairly open minded about food, but when I ordered a natto roll at my favorite sushi restaurant, the staff asked me if I was sure…

I should have taken the hint :open_mouth:

I’ll try almost anything once, but in the case of natto, once was enough.

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