Chinese secret spaceplane just delivered six mysterious objects into orbit

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Did you know that the US Space Force has an official anthem with lyrics? (i didn’t)

(well here’s hoping they’ve already decoded the ‘nefarious’ communications protocol among these (band name!) “6 mysterious objects!”)

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Chinese secret spaceplane just delivered six mysterious objects into orbit

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Considering we know quite a bit about both of these spyplanes, I think we’re really stretching the word “secret” here.

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It’s a six piece tool set from Ali Express that’s been lost in shipping.

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I didn’t either. It’s horrible.

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Fucking wow that’s terrible!

I propose this instead…

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Well. It is that time of year. Gifts of the Ming(i).

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Did we forget to wish a Happy birthday to Space Force today? Shucks.

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Although the Space Shuttle was used for classified purposes

the KGB believes all sorts of crazy stories about how it was armed with lasers and was a space bomber, and so on.

https://www.thespacereview.com/article/3873/1

https://www.thespacereview.com/article/3876/1

From the manual of Orbiter, a space shuttle siimulator:

Proof Positive that the Americans were up to no good. (I never had an opportunity to play this.)
And the AppleTV Show milks the militarized Space Shuttle for all that it’s worth.

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Can I guess…it’s a web network of cellular speed dialers to boost call centre throughput of robocalls? Expect more final warning delivery notice calls soon!

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Space Force missed a trolley opportunity

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