Thanks for that, but oddly, it doesn’t change the cringe-factor by much.
Subtle.
I figured you’d at least put some eye-mouths in there…
We’re almost there: can you give him sort of witch-like pointy finger nails.
Also, satan iconography on the nearby balcony rail and washington monument transformed into something demoic; grey skies, of course; a single lightning bolt in far distance, hitting monument (?); perhaps reflecting pool made blood red. and in hand, in exchange for Contract with America, pact with devil selling soul. too much?
Pay to Bearer:
One (1) Chef’s Kiss.
Newt is the idiot who turned the GOP into a Ringling Brothers freak show. His grandstanding and ridiculous “Contract With America” opened the door for a reality TV game show host to become President and goofballs like Marjorie Taylor Green, Lauren Boebert and Matt Goetz to become party favorites.
We are getting closer to Aphex Twin with every reinterpretation.
Sing along, everyone! Gingrich the Newt - Austin Lounge Lizards - YouTube
One sposes it’s short for Newton, which is almost as bad. Bet his classmates called him ‘Fig.’
Fuck knows I would have done.
That’s terrifying.
- Extra row of phalanges and knuckles on each hand
- Darkened skies; single bolt of lightning striking monument
- Satanic iconography subtly added to railing
- Reflecting pool filled with blood (human)
- Pact with America soaked in blood (human)
Pay up, @petzl
The only way I want to hear about anything Newt has to say is from someone relaying messages via a Ouija Board.
And not even then.
priceless
now all that’s left is to lobby the clerk of the house’s office of art and archives (*) to update his official portrait. 
( * not a title that fits easily onto one’s business card )
Yet still no eye-mouths!
Eyemouth has done nothing to deserve the Gingrichs
(The last time I was in Eyemouth, there were no eye-mouths, but that was when I was a kid visiting elderly relatives.)
What an unsetteling christmas card by two Grinches.
Only one? Oh you optimist!
Better check what they installed in place of your other kidney.
Yes, finally, I had to scroll down this far to get an Aphex Twin reference? And we JUST had a video posted here the other day.
Compared to everyone else, this seems petty. But what is it about all these “People in Charge” that they think that a job title is a Lordship and that they can keep calling themselves Ambassador, Speaker, Coach, Congressman, etc for eternity. They all wish they were in jolly-old England and wish they could pass the title down to their heirs. Five points tot he first person who sees Don Jr call himself President. As it was my only title I now declare myself to be “Hall Monitor IRobot”.
By the way… its literally in the US constitution (1.9.8): No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States
