Staring down at Joseville, the Grinch popped his eyes!
Then he shook, what he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Satanist down in Joseville, the tall and the small,
Was chanting! Without any goat-heads at all!
He HADN’T stopped Antichristmas from coming! IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: “How could it be so?”
“It came with out ram’s blood! It came without candles!”
“It came without pentagrams, altars or vandals!”
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before!
“Maybe Antichristmas,” he thought, “doesn’t come from a temple.”
“Maybe Antichristmas… perhaps… means being less judgemental!”
And what happened then? Well…in Joseville they say,
That the Grinch’s small mind grew three sizes that day!
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