Coca-Cola and McDonald's to suspend business in Russia

Denying Russian oligarchs their Netflix и Chill??

The war will be over by April.

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Don’t worry, that will be offset by increased alcoholism.

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In Russia, we employ 62,000 people who have poured their heart and soul into our McDonald’s brand to serve their communities.

No, you have 62,000 people who work for a living. Fuck this corporate “our workers are our family” nonsense. They aren’t serving their community, they’re serving fucking fries, you grifting piles of horse shit.

And oh, look… corporation can continue to provide socialism for 62,000 workers by paying them while they don’t work. But they can’t do it here during a pandemic? They can’t pay living wages AT ALL when they are open?

Fuck. You. McDicks.

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Might look like a Cuba Libre?

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I love that movie.

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How do ya like them “Картофель фри свободы”, Putin? I’m sure that your Florida Candidate can spare you some cold burbers.

I too. Watched it far far more often than Star Wars, probably many others.

– Just between us, Schlemmer, what did you do during the war?
– I was in der Untergrund: the underground.
– Resistance fighter?
– No, motorman. In the underground, you know, the subway.
– Of course you were anti-Nazi and you never liked Adolf.
– Schlemmer: Adolf who?

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Schlemmer !!!

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Today I learned that is has been released on Blu-Ray, apparently in better quality than the DVD.

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I don’t think it’s particularly shocking. It’s not like everyone working for Coca-Cola Deutschland was a Nazi or something. They were a business trying to make do with what they had available and somehow made it work.

Now take a look at Volkswagen, who while getting started just before WWII were directly tasked by Hitler himself with producing what became the Beetle, and during the war they were even using slave labor. Now that shit is shocking.

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Russia might just seize their intellectual property. Russian lawmakers are proposing a change to the law, according to a translation: “Amending Article 1360 of the Civil Code of the Russian Federation regarding the use of a license and other types of rights and the abolition of compensation to foreign companies originating from states that have acceded to the sanctions Federal Law.”

Moscow McDonalds, now with 50% more cardboard!

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Just going to leave this little time capsule here…

THEY HAND-MEASURED THE FRIES!!!

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