All I can say is, itās too late for us, save yourselves.
Interview in the paper today with the guy who has been doing the COVID data visualisation that I check every day (and have occasionally posted extracts from):
May his soul rot.
Donāt. Open. It.
Just. Donāt.
2020 is a full-on disaster already.
My guess is that 2021 has the potential to be a lot fkn worse.
These fuckers have sided with the disease and should be treated accordingly.
Holy fucksocks; leave those fuckers sealedā¦
Meh. Ancient Egyptian undead Pharaohs would be an upgrade to our current leadership in the US.
Uh, ohā¦(from the article)
this finding is āthe largest number of coffins with one burialā discovered since a group of 30 coffins were unearthed at Al-Assasif cemetery in Luxor last year.
Saqqara is home to one of Egyptās oldest pyramids: the Step Pyramid of Djoser, which was built about 4,600 years ago.
The architect Imhotep built the pyramid
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Iāve seen The Mummy, and the sequels. Now Iām getting a bad feeling one of those coffins was already opened. It explains so much about this year!
Uh, oh.
Aw, cāmonā¦
Maybe crossing the streams is our only hope to get out of this coronavirus curse!
āWe built this city
We built this city on Masks and 2 meters!ā
Iām talking about the alleged curses unleashed when you open a hexed sarcophagus; itās 2020, so why even take a (very unlikely) chance?
Are we sure that isnāt already in play? I mean, that would explain a lotā¦
Yeahā¦Iām in the āopenā camp at this point. Humanity can make 2020 worse at any moment; I just donāt think the cursed undead have that much hate in them.
Iām picturing a Scooby-Doo-esque animation, with a mummy popping up out of a sarcophagus with a dramatic āArrrr!ā, except everyone was already running around panicking, and donāt even notice the mummy.
You sound like youāre the dude in the horror movie who says āIāll be right backā¦ā