Continuing coronavirus happenings (Part 1)

:cry: :sob: All I can say is, itā€™s too late for us, save yourselves.

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Interview in the paper today with the guy who has been doing the COVID data visualisation that I check every day (and have occasionally posted extracts from):

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May his soul rot.

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Donā€™t. Open. It.
Just. Donā€™t.

:scream:

2020 is a full-on disaster already.
My guess is that 2021 has the potential to be a lot fkn worse.

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These fuckers have sided with the disease and should be treated accordingly.

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Holy fucksocks; leave those fuckers sealedā€¦

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Meh. Ancient Egyptian undead Pharaohs would be an upgrade to our current leadership in the US.

dVDJiez

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Uh, ohā€¦(from the article)

this finding is ā€œthe largest number of coffins with one burialā€ discovered since a group of 30 coffins were unearthed at Al-Assasif cemetery in Luxor last year.

Saqqara is home to one of Egyptā€™s oldest pyramids: the Step Pyramid of Djoser, which was built about 4,600 years ago.
The architect Imhotep built the pyramid
[emphasis mine]

Iā€™ve seen The Mummy, and the sequels. Now Iā€™m getting a bad feeling one of those coffins was already opened. It explains so much about this year!
:scream:

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Uh, oh.

source

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Aw, cā€™monā€¦:grimacing:

Maybe crossing the streams is our only hope to get out of this coronavirus curse!

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ā€We built this city
We built this city on Masks and 2 meters!ā€

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Iā€™m talking about the alleged curses unleashed when you open a hexed sarcophagus; itā€™s 2020, so why even take a (very unlikely) chance?

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Are we sure that isnā€™t already in play? I mean, that would explain a lotā€¦

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Yeahā€¦Iā€™m in the ā€œopenā€ camp at this point. Humanity can make 2020 worse at any moment; I just donā€™t think the cursed undead have that much hate in them.

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Iā€™m picturing a Scooby-Doo-esque animation, with a mummy popping up out of a sarcophagus with a dramatic ā€œArrrr!ā€, except everyone was already running around panicking, and donā€™t even notice the mummy.

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You sound like youā€™re the dude in the horror movie who says ā€œIā€™ll be right backā€¦ā€

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