That’s okay. Pence makes a pretty Bizzaro World Tonto.
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How about laugh AND cry…
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One of my faves!
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‘We Are Frightened’: Disney Cast Members Share Their Anxiety and Anger About the Parks Reopening
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Given their history of incompetence, anything with a title like that is probably linked to a hidden report that shows they’ve figured out how to funnel the profits into their personal space excursion rockets while accidentally-on-purpose jettisoning the rest of us to achieve escape velocity.
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What countries do they think make up the continent of Europe, I wonder?
Probably safe to include 
in that list, though…
So if builds a wall, can we get the 
to pay for it? 
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That whole situation is too absurd to conceive as actually happening.
The only palatable justification i can think is that they are trying to replicate Boris Johnson’s Bus.
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Sheesh, I hope he just used a poor phrasing there. One way to read it is, “we’ll have it ready to go, but if it’s not safe, we’ll dump it and go to the next one“ but another way to read it is, “we’ll have it ready and use it even if it kills 10% of you plebs.”
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Please, $LC_DEITY, don’t let anyone tell him about the Korean-War-era doctor draft (which is still part of the Selective Service Act). If he learns about it, all our healthcare workers will be instantly militarized and deployed wherever his voices whisper to him on any given day.
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SHIT!!! I had never heard of that, and am now terrified.
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Buckle up, folks, it is about to get rough
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And in stupid news,
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