Cooking isn't hard! Just use this semen cookbook

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/06/16/cooking-isnt-hard-just-use-this-semen-cookbook.html

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I’m pretty sure I read somewhere recently that too much processing destroys valuable nutrients. Just saying.

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Is that “raw milk”?

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Contributed by Natalie Dressed

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Can’t find an uncensored version, but I think you can guess what the final word is…

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Tell 'em Harv…

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Went to share this with friends, notice subtitle in share is “book for homosexuals”, look at who uploaded “gayjewishblackman1488”. yikes

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“Raw dog milk,” but yes.

Can’t believe they called it “Natural Harvest” when “Guess Who’s Cumming for Dinner” was right there.

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The internet Archive absolutely has a nazi problem. There’s really a dearth of moderation tools there and they’re kind of still relying on the goodness of their users, which is… a plan, I guess.

https://www.reddit.com/r/internetarchive/s/ksjoZrx6x8

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At the least that should have been the BoingBoing headline

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That sounds like a meal for the 1%. What’s next, a cookbook for caviar?

Any discussion of how the microplastics content affects cooking time for these recipes?

King Lou covered this topic years ago on LouReads:

I thought I’d read about this here many, many years ago, but it must have been at http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2014/09/04/semen-recipes/ .

But if it’s been around for that long, that just brings up more questions. Has it been through multiple printings? New revisions incorporating customer feedback? Even more shameless imitations? Or have lessons been learned from its tasteful, unassuming presentation?

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