Meet the vegan bodybuilder who drinks semen smoothies to fight off coronavirus

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/07/27/meet-the-vegan-bodybuilder-who.html

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This pandemic is certainly providing an occasion for nutters to come out in the open.

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Semen is not vegan

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That’s a lot of sharpies. For her eyebrows I mean.

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Meet the vegan bodybuilder who drinks semen smoothies to fight off coronavirus

I’d rather not. Thanks.

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As I understand it, many vegans take issue with consuming animal products (e.g. milk, eggs) not simply because they come from animals, but because they’re taken from animals without the animals’ consent.

I seriously hope she got permission to take this semen.

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Right. I think semen is considered vegan for the same reason breastmilk is, it’s (presumably) given with consent.

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I am very interested in a dialog between her and Butthole tanning girl.

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Somewhere there is a guy who still can’t believe she fell for his “my semen is a magic elixer” line.

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I hope it’s at least ethically sourced.

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so, how often does she use semen? i’m just an average guy, but that sounds like a LOT of semen, and uh, it takes awhile to produce. where is getting these quantities, anyway? or do i want to know?

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She’s got my permission.

ba-dum-tsss

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Any time I hear stuff like this I think of stuff like this:

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I see what you did there…

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I see the future, barns full of teenage boys, strapped in pens, forced to watch continuous porn loops until they fade away. American capitalism will industrialize/monetize pretty much anything after all

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Oh come on. She’s got to be pulling our leg . . . uh.

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Interesting book to come across.

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Well WE do!! :wink:

And @ChuckV
OK. I looked. The Amazon reviews are a hoot!

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But not your emission, I suspect.

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