Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/07/27/meet-the-vegan-bodybuilder-who.html
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This pandemic is certainly providing an occasion for nutters to come out in the open.
Semen is not vegan
That’s a lot of sharpies. For her eyebrows I mean.
Meet the vegan bodybuilder who drinks semen smoothies to fight off coronavirus
I’d rather not. Thanks.
As I understand it, many vegans take issue with consuming animal products (e.g. milk, eggs) not simply because they come from animals, but because they’re taken from animals without the animals’ consent.
I seriously hope she got permission to take this semen.
Right. I think semen is considered vegan for the same reason breastmilk is, it’s (presumably) given with consent.
I am very interested in a dialog between her and Butthole tanning girl.
Somewhere there is a guy who still can’t believe she fell for his “my semen is a magic elixer” line.
I hope it’s at least ethically sourced.
so, how often does she use semen? i’m just an average guy, but that sounds like a LOT of semen, and uh, it takes awhile to produce. where is getting these quantities, anyway? or do i want to know?
She’s got my permission.
ba-dum-tsss
I see what you did there…
I see the future, barns full of teenage boys, strapped in pens, forced to watch continuous porn loops until they fade away. American capitalism will industrialize/monetize pretty much anything after all
Oh come on. She’s got to be pulling our leg . . . uh.
Interesting book to come across.
Well WE do!!
And @ChuckV
OK. I looked. The Amazon reviews are a hoot!
But not your emission, I suspect.