Cops ask hearse thieves: please return the body in the casket, at least

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/27/cops-ask-hearse-thieves-pleas.html

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Sure but if they do that, next thing you know the cops will be all like, “Bake 'em away toys”

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… while the body hasn’t been interred yet, would that still be grave robbing?

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It’s a prequel to either a horror movie or a reboot of “Weekend at Bernie’s”.

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My vampire character NEEDS that hearse… (he does have a funeral home franchise.)

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But what if the culprit(s) wants the body instead of a hearse?

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What’d you say, Chief?

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It’s now a hot Lincoln, but is it a hot rod Lincoln?

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Is there a difference?

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Why is “sherrif” printed on what’s clearly a park ranger badge?

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They need the Lincoln Lawyer.

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Lincoln Navigator??? If you’re gonna steal a hearse:

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The thieves didn’t realize how grave the consequences were.

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