Originally published at: Men happily take vehicle with "FREE CAR" sign only to later find something unpleasant in the trunk | Boing Boing
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In case you were wondering, this is not a mostly wonderful thing. Not at all.
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https://www.oglaf.com/hide-a-body/
(Almost SFW, unlike most of Oglaf.)
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Unpleasant indeed! I can see where that would greatly diminish the pleasure they received from getting a free car.
So. . . do they get to keep the car?
the next step in the investigation is to get the victim’s car and process it for evidence.
Oh, it was the victim’s car. So I guess that’s a “no”. Though the victim is done with it. But I guess it goes to his estate, not to a couple of randos who took the killer (or, at least, disposer) up on his offer. So yeah. Unpleasant.
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A dead body in the trunk is much worse than a glitterbomb for porch pirates.
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“Stuart said his body had been in there for several days”
Several days in MS summer heat…wouldn’t it be aromatically apparent something was amiss once you got within a few feet of that car?
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Will most definitely have to check when away from work, as the desire to keep clicking “Next” at Oglaf is compelling, hazardously so…
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This is the sort of thing that should be an a crime show.
Evil genius figures out a way to confuse crime scene evidence by exploiting rednecks.
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Never look a gift car in the boot/trunk
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Yeah, you would expect the car to have NJ plates.
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PSA: Don’t put “free car” signs on police cars.
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TANSTAAFC (There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Car)
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As MythBusters has shown, they’ll never get the smell out.
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My sister got an amazing deal on a Dodge Caravan, which had a very peculiar smell … I prefer to think that someone forgot some meat from their groceries …
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Is this like that Seinfeld episode about an odor in the car they can’t get rid of?
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Oh, yeah. My next door neighbor had a jug of milk break open in his car. He never could get rid of that sour smell.
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Wait, is that actually from the article or are you quoting the Dead Milkmen song?
Back OT - kind of a brilliant idea to “tarnish” the evidence… 
ETA: Doh. @WoolyBugger beat me to it.
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