Once you’re in the Bunnings parking lot, it’s just a hop, skip and a jump around the corner to the brothel. And then you’re really in trouble. On the other hand, you are probably safer in an Australian brothel than the average American on the street when it comes to catching a communicable disease.
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Actually it’s much simpler, we all died and are now in hell.
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Do you think that she applies her own make-up?
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I just assumed she used a makeup gun?
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So did anyone there challenge her on this statement?
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All the likes!
The Fox News Bot is already malfunctioning? Didn’t she just start last Friday?
I hope the White House sprung for the extended warranty.
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In her former spokesperson role, she was famous for her defense of Nero where she denied Rome was in flames while praising the the doomed emperor’s skills on the fiddle.
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I think #3 should be: If so, have you been tested more than once?
And #4 is: What was the point of testing you again if you’d already been tested?
#5: Why are you wearing a cross when you’re obviously not a Christian?
Waitasecond!
I thought she said she wasn’t going to lie? What’s going on?
My fragile trust has been thrown on the ground and stomped on yet again!
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The country failed that in 2016. Well, 46 percent of the population failed.
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And got nothing for their money. Zilch.
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Wait! You’re saying that she was hired for her “type” that just happens to match tRump and the Fox crowd’s preferences for melanin content, and wasn’t hired for her qualifications?
Twice in one night my trust is dashed to the cold hard ground!
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I have yet to hear from the CDC or any other grownups, what level of testing would be sufficient, and who would get tested under what circumstances. Mostly I just hear that there isn’t enough testing to trust that we can ever safely reopen the economy, and that there are no plans to create that level of testing, just that the economy will be forceably opened, blindly.
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Too late
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I’m betting she is the next Mrs. Trump. The current one is getting too old for the Pedo-Pres.
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Why use all those swabs? Just use one swab per floor at the office, and that way you can be sure of the result of your test: if positive, then all are positive!
Public health Trump style.
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Trump Administration: “There are no testing supply issues. Everyone who wants a test can get a test.”
Also Trump Administration: “Not everyone needs a test.”
Adding them together: “Everyone who wants a test can get one. If you can’t get a test even if you want one, it’s because we believe that you don’t need a test. (Besides, you probably don’t have rona because it’s all a big Democratic hoax to stop the president’s inevitable reelection. And if you do, then it’s probably your own fault, or maybe China’s. Definitely not our fault, which is really all that matters, amirite?)”
It’s the cirrrrrcle… cirrrrrcle of lies…
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By daddy’s girl’s logic the notion that anyone needs to be tested is nonsensical.
