Coroner protip: double-check that they're dead


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#2

That reminds me of the funniest joke in the world;

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”[/quote]


#3

I thought that the standard procedure for things that come back from the dead was to Always Double Tap them – double checking will probably just get your fingers bitten off.


#4

Sounds like the cremation team was sleeping on the job.


#5

I’m posting this because, well, SOMEBODY has to…


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