Woman found alive in coffin during own wake definitely dead this time

[beschizza]

Originally published at: Woman found alive in coffin during own wake definitely dead this time | Boing Boing

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[Lightmatrix]

Too soon?

[anon59592690]

@beschizza

Barberán told CNN that he has to register his mother’s death on the civil registry for a second time

Is twice the World Record?

[MononymousSean]

Such horrific final days for this poor woman.

[knoxblox]

[Steve_L]

I’d ask for a second and perhaps even a third opinion this time, just to be absolutely sure.

[onkster]

Cue the inappropriate knock-knock jokes.

[Steve]

Isn’t this part of the point for a wake, going a long time back?

[anon59592690]

We know who’s there, unfortunately.

[tcg550]

Did they verify it legally to see if she is morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely, undeniably, and reliably, dead?

Was she thoroughly examined to find out she’s not only merely dead but most sincerely dead?

[futnuh]

Yes, but at least she’s got a good story to tell.

[knoxblox]

Now that I think about it, in a religious sense, she simply took one extra turn through the revolving door to heaven.

[smulder]

@anon59592690

Is twice the World Record?

[manraytrace]

I say we be certain this time.

[GaudaPrime]

Could it be someone who speaks in small caps and rides Binky.

[anon59592690]

KNOCK KNOCK.