Could the National Enquirer—Bezos scandal end AMI's federal plea deal?

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I guess we’re just going to have to renegotiate that plea deal now I think you might have left a few things out let’s go over this again.

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Well then.

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I messed with my Firefox, so GIFs no longer an issue.

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I’m half-expecting this to be a plot line in the next season of Billions.

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I’d have sympathies for any of them if their fortunes weren’t so large that they could easily pay the amount one would need to get me to send incriminating pics of people, including myself.

I am a person of principles, I happen to think. But their money is a completely different league. Principles drown in it, I fear.

Seriously. Fuck them, and all that noise. Get out of the headlines, morons, and take this Trump persona with you. Fuck of to NZ on Thiel’s retreat, if you like, but PISS THE FUCK OFF. You are taking energy from people who need it to change the world for better, not for shareholders.

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Hey!

I have a much better idea; why don’t you take Thiel back, and keep all your giant pustules contained rather than trying to smear them across the rest of the world.

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No can do, sorry. With all the crap he did the warranty is voided.

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I know Bezos is crazy rich and all, and given the supply of naked pics, it might be easy to get carried away in the valuation of the pictures, but from a demand perspective… I mean really? Pictures of Jeff Bezos?

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the transgression here is not “unauthorized commercial use of JB’s likeness in AMI’s porn business”

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The combination of image and headline reminded me of this:

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You know what? I would actually recommend we take him back. Maybe in Frankfurt he could do much less damage than in CA. However, Frankfurt being the European data hub it is, I would think a very remote place somewhere in the NZ Alps would probably be much better.

Anyway, I have a request. I hear you have active volcanoes in NZ? If you want to send him, use volcanic tube mail, will you?

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Theyre saying now his mistress’s pro-trump brother leaked the photos. What kind of a piece of shit human being do you have to be to steal private photos from your sister and give them to a tabloid.

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Well the pro-Trump says it all really.

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