It’s kinda funny. When I first looked at the preview collection of new flags (where for some goofy reason they’re cropped into squares, making them all look incomplete like puzzle pieces), it made me think that “Could These… Bring America Together?” meant that the new flags actually were designed to be puzzle pieces, and if you reassembled them in the proper order, you’d get a larger image with a bigger message that actually, in effect, would result in a new and more-relevant national flag.
That right there was a missed opportunity, if one wanted to bother with the overall exercise in the first place. As it is, the “collection” flag at the top of the article, with Old Glory (sorry… I mean Episode IV: A New Hope) as the canton, just looks like… I dunno, star-spangled chaos.
Never mind the three-color palette, the overreliance on stars and simple geometric shapes, and the adherence to… uh… Vexillological Rules. All those do is make these flags as distinctive and unique as the floor level markers in the Warner Bros parking garage. (I’m parked on Sylvester today, though I was on Roadrunner yesterday. Maybe someday I’ll get promoted to Daffy privileges.)
If I were bothering to do this (and I wouldn’t), not only would I strive to evoke each state’s essence in its flag, but to make those flags fit together in a fashion that exemplifies and evokes the Union, and how each state needs and relies upon and works with all the rest. They’re all puzzle pieces after all, each with its own strengths and attributes, but together forming a whole that is greater than the sum of its parts.
Which isn’t strictly true in the reality-based world where I live, where pledging allegiance to a flag is nothing more than school-sponsored jingoistic idolatry aimed at a scrap of Chinese-sourced polyester-blend fabric, but if you’re talking about heraldry and flags in the first place, you gotta use that inspiring Lincolnesque horseshit in your press releases.
P.S. The new North Dakota looks like a very hungry Cyclops is coming to get you.