Count to ten thousand! (Part 1)

Wait for it…

(one two three four five, six seven eight nine ten, eleven twelve)

And if you think that’s cheating, you can take it up with him

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who’s the good twin? who the evil one?

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If we can get their bandanas off, we can see who has the goatee. Maybe this will be long enough?

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less invasive would be a small experiment - the evil one will try to dodge the fare

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Hopefully they’re not super-evil or they might escalate to tying one of these ladies to the tracks!


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sharp numbers


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I think this last one is a reference to that old bus-shanty “Spanish ladies:”
“We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true British sailors
We’ll rant and we’ll roar across the salt seas
Until we strike soundings in the Channel of Old England
From london to brighton tis 15.35 leagues.”

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supercharging computers? isn’t this doping?

a breath test is advisable

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Is there a test for pool sharks?

Or do you just try to check their pulse?

Found a cheater? Call the SPACE POLICE!

And the EMTs!

And a plumber!

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with all the bullshit happening they had to upgrade the equipment



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Maybe some of these will help?

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I prefer my Umber Medium Rare but no one will serve it that way.

And yes I only think of me.

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Plane:

Train:

Automobile?:

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See also this:


6831:

6832:

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Does this count getting to 6837?

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Sure?

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