The family that works together twerks together.
The family that tidies together gets slippy and slidy together.
The family that moves the couch together…uh… moves the couch together?
Their houses are clean from top to bottom.
“and pick up that feather duster!”
(I don’t know why I picture your family speaking in rhyming couplets.)
i still can’t believe sweeps/sleeps passed me by…
The family that sweeps the halls together balls together.
The family that sweeps the passage together hides the sausage together.
Hey, it’s been known to happen. More often than me picking up a feather duster, fer sure!
Because sex is a chore.
Fair is fairly divided.
If sex becomes a chore, you should divorce.
In pretty much every discussion about the division of household labour women complain that they lose sexual interest if their partner doesn’t pull (usually) his weight. “It’s like dealing with a child. Im not attracted to children.”
I just thought it was that chicks dig dudes who clean stuff in the house (or the pool if you have one).
Not at all. One gender tends to be woefully underrepresented.
“We demand gender equality within marriage” is actually just a stealth anti-marriage-equality slogan.
Not as long as it’s on the list, after cleaning the litter box, and before washing the garage.
Nah, they only look at the checksum bit.
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