Alternate titles for the ad considered, but not used:
“I promise that I’m not a serial killer, you’re going to have to trust me on this one”
“Spy cameras? What spy cameras?”
“Seriously, why does everyone think that I’m some sort of dangerous sexual deviant?”
“This is the exact reason that my last 5 relationships have ended”
I was just thinking about SEL this afternoon. I’m mulling over watching it again, but all I seem to rember from the series is like a 5 minute piece about the Schumann resonance… It made a decent impact on me though, in that I remember enjoying it, I just lost the media’s content.
Is SEL worth rewatching?
Only in the Anglo-Saxon world. There’s ton of German stuff that made it on the internet and yet there’s no porn about it.
I always thought that German fetish porn is the opposite of rule 34 (rule 43 perhaps): there’s already porn about it, and given time it will exist in reality.
Also: does she have to be Asian? Just asking, 'cause I’ve always wondered what “oriental flavour” is.
“I will season the sauce after I get home prior to dinner.”
/I’ve been debating, for five minutes, whether I’m able to add any witty or trenchant comments. In the end, I gave up.
No Freaks.
Yes, but did your model eat any of it during the shoot? And, more importantly, did you after she went home???
(I’m trying to stay on topic, here!)
I never finished it myself, so we can watch it together. But I was making stuff up - there’s no ramen bath scene.
Once upon a time I decided that I needed to add more seaweed to my diet. But I was young and too dumb to read the package directions, so I put the whole package in a bowl and covered it with hot water, when it swelled to fill the bowl and was still crunchy I put the whole thing in the kitchen sink and added more water. Still crunchy. Which is how I ended up with a bathtub half full of rehydrated seaweed. So, I would recommend seaweed as a possible bathtub filling substance, I think two packages would cost less than an equal volume of ramen. My parents were not amused by the bathtub full of rehydrated seaweed. Photographically the shiny green/amber/black tones of the seaweed might be pretty cool too.
If this were a current posted offer, I’d have half a mind to do it. Just to see the guy’s reaction when he realized it was a middle-aged woman who indulged him.
But that would take half a mind, to go to someone’s “empty” apartment in Brooklyn.
My first thought was “What? He didn’t ask for someone with bright red hair?”
(Curious to see how many people catch the reference.)
This post inspired one of the songs in this musical about Craigslist:
am i the only one creeped out by the idea of human flavoured food?
I’m wondering at how the advertiser arrived at the price of $175? Is there a going market rate for this service?
With ramen, this is like a low-rent version of “Perfume: The Story of a Murderer.”
I think you should post an offer on Craigslist to that effect:
“I will sit in your bathtub full of prepared ramen for five minutes…”
etc.
Will the farting be extra?
(ref: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cake-farts and probably NSFW)
Food-flavoured humans, though but.
It’s that other half of my mind which keeps from jumping off that particular cliff. 
It’s amazing any of us live past our youth, with all the stupid things we do when our frontal cortex is not yet fully developed.
Doubt this sort of person, if they are even real (because part of me thinks this has to be a prank), would mind age that much (from what I have seen).
I’d be thinking this guy means to eat the ramen with my dead body in it, but then again the only reason I could see for anyone to take him up on the offer would be to rob his apt later.
