Creepy Mall Santas


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Creepy Mall Santas

But you repeat yourself.

Isn’t Santa basically a clown with very specific super-powers and a race of slave laborers held captive in a frozen wasteland?



Wonder what she had to do to get that pony for Christmas?


How about naughty mall Santas?


Now that is a happy Christmas!


Run like hell Kids and you better put maintaining your virginity on that list if you sit in ol’ Santa’s lap


The really creepy ones are using fabric masks (popular before plastic was ubiquitous.) Our family still has one to haze the younglings every year.


You’d better make sure that you have been a good girl or boy when Santa Kropotkin comes to smash the state.

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