Creepy Mall Santas


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Creepy Mall Santas

But you repeat yourself.

Isn’t Santa basically a clown with very specific super-powers and a race of slave laborers held captive in a frozen wasteland?


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Wonder what she had to do to get that pony for Christmas?


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How about naughty mall Santas?


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Now that is a happy Christmas!


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Run like hell Kids and you better put maintaining your virginity on that list if you sit in ol’ Santa’s lap


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The really creepy ones are using fabric masks (popular before plastic was ubiquitous.) Our family still has one to haze the younglings every year.


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You’d better make sure that you have been a good girl or boy when Santa Kropotkin comes to smash the state.


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