Skintight Santa Costume


#1

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#2

I can’t wait for the skintight Krampus costume.


#3

Nah, a real Krampus has lots of fur.
But the outfit does remind me of a couple of parties.


#4

“This is a ho-ho-holdup!”


#5

Merry Christmas, children!

/gets dragged by police officers.


#6

Santa Gimp!


#7

Nice package, Santa.


#8

I assume Santa can see through that mask. Otherwise he’s going to wreck his sleigh.


#9

“Santa, I didn’t know you were Jewish!”


#10

Or the skin-tight Jabba the Hutt costume.


#11

I was more concerned about breathing through it.


#12

He certainly has got himself in shape.


#13

I was Rorschach from The Watchmen one Halloween. The mask was made from a double-layered stocking. Breathing wasn’t a problem. Bumping into things, on the other hand…


#14

Santa has been working out I see. I imagine it would be a lot harder to sell this if someone with the correct body shape for Santa was wearing it.


#15

You should see it without the “dance belt”.


#16

It’s as if Mario Bava had re-made Black Christmas!


#17

For the most authentically Santa-like effect, put a 350-pound dude in it.


#18

Umm, I can see your Christmas stocking…


#19

At least they do a better job hiding Santa’s privates than they did with Darth. That’s circumcised, right?



#20

I want to actually SEE that.