Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/10/18/roundup-of-the-dumbest-hallowe.html
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If I can get the wife to go as Sexy Darth Vader, I can finally take off all my clothes and go as Sexy Chewbacca.
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Yeah, actually enjoyed sexy Darth. But it’s probably because it pretty much looks like a corset.
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i hate all of these so, so much.
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How about “sexy disillusionment with the democratic process”?
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To the left of She-Ra… Did they photoshop Jennifer Lawrence’s face onto Sexy Captain America?
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Rosie the Riveter is just Fapulous! I’ll show myself out…
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Pix, or it will not have happened.
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If it’s like last year, the only pic will be a mugshot, missing a majority of the nauseating majesty of Sexy Jabba.
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I actually kind of like that one to be honest!!! I get why its totally sexist no argument there.
Sexy Vader does not belong at a Halloween party…it belongs in some cos-play bedroom fun. 
“Yes Lord Vaderess…you are my master.”
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As it turns out, it’s precisely like last year. The io9 post is from 2015.
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This “inflatable giant baby” outfit could be the basis of my 400 pound hacker costume!
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Me too! Made me laugh out loud. Comic relief after all of the pseudo-porn.
Time for a cigarette.
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My son wants to go as Donald Trump… has the giant “Yelling Candidate” head from the halloween store… I just hope he doesn’t come back with a bunch of the neighbor’s cats…
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I feel like punching someone (like whoever designed this garbage).
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If you have better ideas, be sure to post them here:
https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/halloween-2016-post-your-costume-ideas-and-progress/
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The “Adult Cat Costume” is way better than its name suggests: It can be worn with a coat on, it isn’t horribly objectifying, and it’s funny. Not sure if the construction is any good. http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/adult-cat-costume/102963.uts?keyword=cat%20kit&thumbnailIndex=3&Search=Find+It
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What color is that?
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