Be a sexy 'Happy Tree Painter' for Halloween

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/05/be-a-sexy-happy-tree-painter.html

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Out of curiosity, I just Googled “sexy hitler halloween costume”. Sure enough…

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I’m sorry, but this is just so bizarre, that I am 100% in favor of it.

ETA: Wait, I just noticed the lack of beard. I’m going to have to retreat to about 75% in favor of this.

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I’m planting trees right now.

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I read somewhere that these really strange “sexy [role, celebrity, or animated inanimate object]” costumes get bought by sororities or other organizations where the costumes are used, en masse, as a joke, a prop, as part of a theme party.

That doesn’t make me feel positively toward the creators of this travesty, but it at least makes a tiny bit of sense, at least it makes the world seem a tiny bit more explicable.

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This stuff is becoming so bizarre that I kind of like it. A sexy Bob Ross costume seems worth a chuckle, if not a buck.

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I’d fill that outfit very nicely.

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The wig is cool at least (along with the squirrel). The rest is ofc a steaming pile of garbage.

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I’ve been threatening to do “Sexy Cthulhu” for years.

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Do it, great sexy Old One, dare you.

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Bob Ross wore heels?

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I’m not sure my hairy arse would really do it justice…

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My wife bought a suffragette costume for Halloween (she’s a history teacher, and 100th anniversary of women’s suffrage in the US this year.) I joked about a sexy suffragette costume, and luckily they don’t exist commercially.

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Threat? That sounds like a brilliant idea!

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Steve Ross maybe.

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“And we will put a happy little bush right here in front of these two huge tracts of land. Remember kids, wear your rain coat or you might end up with happy little accidents.”

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Hmm - Ursula costume repainted with a mask?

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But Bob Ross is (was, sadly) already sexy.

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Now that you’ve made it public, expect to see it on sale this time in 2020.

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It’s the “snap crotch opening” that really gives it all that authenticity.

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