Cryptocurrency (and related fuckery)

h/t @RickMycroft

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Anyone who thinks Jesus wouldn’t reach for the whip when introduced to the cryptobros has no brain.

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Hmm. I feel like there would be a lot of steps explaining cryptocurrency to Jesus. On the other hand, he could probably tell it was a table flip situation a long time before they got to the end.

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HE is somewhat of a NFT himself, though.

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Imagine how sad one’s life must be to have spent untold thousands of dollars on a string of ones and zeroes asserting ownership of some generic low-res digital illustrations of monkeys… and then losing the ones and zeroes.

Never thought I’d look back on Pogs as a comparatively prudent investment.

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He never should have taken them out of the box.

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I read through part of the chain and can’t figure out what exactly happened. Owner got fooled into signing a craftily-worded contract? It reinforces that I have no desire to get involved with crypto or NFTs

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That is the correct lesson to take, yes.

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Ha Ha Lol GIF

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They seem so financially literate, though.

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paul-atreides-dune

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That guy finally found his hard drive in the landfill?

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No financially literate person is going to have anything to do with NFTs, except possibly to scam financially illiterate people with them.

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Perhaps theres a larger significance to ETH transaction fees being referred to as “gas fees”

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