The idea of a “blue-chip NFT” is absolutely ridiculous. There is no such thing, and there can’t be.
A better excuse than “the dog ate the crypto”?
“My career and livelihood depends on being perceived by others as a sophisticated person of superior intelligence, education and knowledge. So, naturally, I do not want people to know about that one time I bought into a bleeding obvious Ponzi scheme like a greedy, lobotomized dumbfuck.”
I think an investment vehicle whose premise was “do the opposite of whatever Cramer advises” would have serious legs.
[In 2011,] Action Alerts Plus [fell] 9.5% in that year, when the S&P 500 was unmoved. It rose just 1.3% in 2014, versus an 11.4% increase for the S&P…
And then the nothingness swallowed the entire real world.
I’ll say it again because I can:
If it’s government-backed, why do you need a blockchain?
[insert “what does God need with a starship?” gif here]
Because reasons!
To decentralize it, obviously.
(/s, but I’m sure there’s a cryptobro that would say it seriously)
There are so many things wrong there: EFTs, Sotheby’s, “glitch artists”, but if they want to shut down because the scam wasn’t inclusive enough, okay…
