Originally published at: Customs officials seize thousands of donkey penises | Boing Boing
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the phalluses were "falsely declared … as cow male genitals
I’m scandalized that people could be deceived into buying Donkey dicks instead of cow dicks. Soups could have been ruined. /s
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Oh, you can barely taste the difference.
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Well I’d hate to make an ass of myself.
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How asinine.
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“Suck a big bag of donkey dicks.”
“I already told you, they have to clear customs first!”
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I wondered what the delay was.
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There seems to be just enough actual medical use from “traditional magical thinking medicine” to keep the market for these medicines made from animal body parts going. Not quite statistically irrelevant.
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Hong Kong Donkey Dong Gone Wrong
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Not true, one tastes like beef, and the other one like ass.
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The MAGA-believers sure do get around.
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Well, this is the first thing I found on google…
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Donkey Dick Switch in Hong Kong Nixed
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My goodness. There’s a traditional way to eat donkey penises?
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Donkey dicks? Hang on while I check the files.
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Customs officials seize thousands of donkey penises
So that’s their hobby. I’ve often wondered.
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That is very sad. Humans really are the biggest threat to everything on the planet.
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Wait so if I’m reading this it’s fine to roll through customs with a bag of cow dicks??? Good to know
Er, bull dicks. Cows don’t have them, I hear.
City boy out
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