David Cameron will publish the financial details and viewing habits of all UK porn-watchers

[anon73629133]

@Joe

I didn’t know clown porn existed, until I did.

Just wait till you see the clown phone porn.

[timber_munki]

So could someone explain the blind spot in Cameron’s thinking, criminals are nasty despicable types willing to expose children to porn and yet magically not interested in such a massively profitable blackmail opportunity.

[shaddack]

@timber_munki

So could someone explain the blind spot in Cameron’s thinking, criminals are nasty despicable types willing to expose children to porn and yet magically not interested in such a massively profitable blackmail opportunity.

More likely he hopes that his three-letter-agencies will get dirt on his opponents.

[anon97461063]

@funruly

Just wait till you see the clown phone porn.

Wait, WTF? I simultaneously don’t understand, and don’t think I want to…

[anon73629133]

David Cameron is kinky for Clown Phone Porn. It’s in the OP.

[daneel]

David Cameron porn?

[Boundegar]

When I was under 18, I would not have considered this a form of protection. In fact, I’ll wager my son, who’s 17, would agree with me, except then I have to confiscate his nads or something.

[JonS]

@Nelsie

The point of control is control

I expect the allusion there to this is not accidental.

[PrestonSturges]

My Lord, he’s threatening the shut down Abby Winters dot com! Where else will we find England’s wholesome young amateur women alone, together, and with their boyfriends? Where?

[adonai]

Are there any decent VPNs that are publicly traded? They’re looking like a damn good investment at this time in history.

[RJMeelar]

The version I found said that if you can’t find a porn, someone is working on it.

[tachin1]

@Joe

People are obsessed with fucking. Incredibly, debilitatingly obsessed with fucking. The internet has only made it apparent how debilitatingly obsessed with fucking we all are. Its amazing that society even functions- because we would all rather be fucking, all the time. Or at least most people would. Can you deny that?

That’s the interesting bit, to think that we all want sex all day long is to believe that we should want sex all day long.
From here, some people will spiral into right back into thinking that everybody else wants sex all day long so they should too, then they feel bad for not wanting/enjoying sex enough or not right with having more than they really need/want. So yeah, not true at all, and the real thing to fear from porn. Well, not FROM porn, but from our prudish demonizing of sex, and porn.
(I only understand this intellectually mind you, I don’t really have a handle on either BTW)

So no, most people wouldn’t fuck all day long if given the chance. But of course, that doesn’t undermine your point that sex is important to people.

@Joe

All Cameron is doing when faced with this reality is the same as someone closing their eyes and denying something directly in front of their face is there.

Agreed.

[LDoBe]

@hstracker90

(I still call them “pirate sites” for lack of a better expression.)

A more accurate term would be unlicensed provider of information. The sites themselves don’t pirate anything. They just host a file pointing at other people who may or may have a piece of data that you want.

[LDoBe]

@RJMeelar

someone is working on it.

Either that, or it’s eminently commissionable if you know who to ask. At least in the fetish art world.

[fuzzyfungus]

Even by Cameron’s pitiful standards this seems ill timed.
Proposing a ‘collect the details of all the filthy smutheads’ plan within weeks of the largest-yet-known government data breach(OPM), the largest yet know private sector embarrassing sex stuff breach(Ashely Madison and associated properties), and the revelation that that old guy from the house of lords can’t even keep a cocaine and hookers party quiet… That’s just plain tone deaf.

[shaddack]

@tachin1

That’s the interesting bit, to think that we all want sex all day long is to believe that we should want sex all day long.

That depends on how much you can actually get. If you can’t get water, chances are you’ll be thirsty all day long.

@Boundegar

When I was under 18, I would not have considered this a form of protection. In fact, I’ll wager my son, who’s 17, would agree with me, except then I have to confiscate his nads or something.

Camoron is deluded if he thinks the govt stands a snowball-in-hell chance against an internet-connected hive mind of horny teenagers.

[namenotreserved]

In gaming journalism?

[anon97461063]

Honestly- while I wouldn’t mind it, I really have found some things in life better than the freakiest sex.

Climbing Mt. Rishiri and sleeping at the top for the view, among others.

Also honestly, I get tired of the very mentality that people openly cop to- that sex is the single greatest thing on earth.

The only people who say sex is the greatest thing in world are the people who’ve never done anything more fulfilling or exciting. Sex is just an act. There is an entire world of truly epic shit you can do, and if you play your cards right, I’ll bet a lot of it is better than sex. It’s just that, so many people have so little imagination, that they laugh at you when you say that, and assume you aren’t getting laid, or haven’t been done so properly.

When I think of all the stuff I’ve tried, smoked, climbed, caved, explored, rocked, moshed…If anything, I don’t think anyone, at the least, can truly say sex is the greatest thing in the world. There’s enough competition if you’re living enough like Lemmy or any adventurous, hellraising person for that matter for best experience to debunk that.

[anon50609448]

@Joe

It’s just that, so many people have so little imagination, that they laugh at you when you say that, and assume you aren’t getting laid, or haven’t been done so properly.

Well, I’m not going to say you haven’t been having sex properly, but you might not be the sort of person for whom sex is the greatest thing. Still, I’m pretty sure there are those people out there. We have different dispositions. No point in turning around and doing the same thing to them as they are doing to you.

[anon63581570]

I’m convinced Cameron is the greatest comedian ever to lampoon government.

That is literally the only thing that comes to mind.