David Cameron will publish the financial details and viewing habits of all UK porn-watchers

Just wait till you see the clown phone porn.

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So could someone explain the blind spot in Cameronā€™s thinking, criminals are nasty despicable types willing to expose children to porn and yet magically not interested in such a massively profitable blackmail opportunity.

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More likely he hopes that his three-letter-agencies will get dirt on his opponents.

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Wait, WTF? I simultaneously donā€™t understand, and donā€™t think I want toā€¦

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David Cameron is kinky for Clown Phone Porn. Itā€™s in the OP.

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David Cameron porn?

When I was under 18, I would not have considered this a form of protection. In fact, Iā€™ll wager my son, whoā€™s 17, would agree with me, except then I have to confiscate his nads or something.

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I expect the allusion there to this is not accidental.

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My Lord, heā€™s threatening the shut down Abby Winters dot com! Where else will we find Englandā€™s wholesome young amateur women alone, together, and with their boyfriends? Where?

Are there any decent VPNs that are publicly traded? Theyā€™re looking like a damn good investment at this time in history.

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The version I found said that if you canā€™t find a porn, someone is working on it.

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Thatā€™s the interesting bit, to think that we all want sex all day long is to believe that we should want sex all day long.
From here, some people will spiral into right back into thinking that everybody else wants sex all day long so they should too, then they feel bad for not wanting/enjoying sex enough or not right with having more than they really need/want. So yeah, not true at all, and the real thing to fear from porn. Well, not FROM porn, but from our prudish demonizing of sex, and porn.
(I only understand this intellectually mind you, I donā€™t really have a handle on either BTW)

So no, most people wouldnā€™t fuck all day long if given the chance. But of course, that doesnā€™t undermine your point that sex is important to people.

Agreed.

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A more accurate term would be unlicensed provider of information. The sites themselves donā€™t pirate anything. They just host a file pointing at other people who may or may have a piece of data that you want.

Either that, or itā€™s eminently commissionable if you know who to ask. At least in the fetish art world.

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Even by Cameronā€™s pitiful standards this seems ill timed.
Proposing a ā€˜collect the details of all the filthy smutheadsā€™ plan within weeks of the largest-yet-known government data breach(OPM), the largest yet know private sector embarrassing sex stuff breach(Ashely Madison and associated properties), and the revelation that that old guy from the house of lords canā€™t even keep a cocaine and hookers party quietā€¦ Thatā€™s just plain tone deaf.

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That depends on how much you can actually get. If you canā€™t get water, chances are youā€™ll be thirsty all day long.

Camoron is deluded if he thinks the govt stands a snowball-in-hell chance against an internet-connected hive mind of horny teenagers.

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In gaming journalism?

Honestly- while I wouldnā€™t mind it, I really have found some things in life better than the freakiest sex.

Climbing Mt. Rishiri and sleeping at the top for the view, among others.

Also honestly, I get tired of the very mentality that people openly cop to- that sex is the single greatest thing on earth.

The only people who say sex is the greatest thing in world are the people whoā€™ve never done anything more fulfilling or exciting. Sex is just an act. There is an entire world of truly epic shit you can do, and if you play your cards right, Iā€™ll bet a lot of it is better than sex. Itā€™s just that, so many people have so little imagination, that they laugh at you when you say that, and assume you arenā€™t getting laid, or havenā€™t been done so properly.

When I think of all the stuff Iā€™ve tried, smoked, climbed, caved, explored, rocked, moshedā€¦If anything, I donā€™t think anyone, at the least, can truly say sex is the greatest thing in the world. Thereā€™s enough competition if youā€™re living enough like Lemmy or any adventurous, hellraising person for that matter for best experience to debunk that.

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Well, Iā€™m not going to say you havenā€™t been having sex properly, but you might not be the sort of person for whom sex is the greatest thing. Still, Iā€™m pretty sure there are those people out there. We have different dispositions. No point in turning around and doing the same thing to them as they are doing to you.

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Iā€™m convinced Cameron is the greatest comedian ever to lampoon government.

That is literally the only thing that comes to mind.

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