Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/09/08/deeply-weird-escalatorelevato.html
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@2:02 — That cat is so stoned it’s not even funny.
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Been having a lot of very realistic dreams lately - like recently I was on a plane, and in the dream we had landed and I was deplaning etc … chatting with people behind me and what not. Woke up and was like “Dammit! An hour left???”
This is the reverse … something so weird I think I might be dreaming.
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I like how even the cat questions the lyrics at some points.
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I’m surprised at how ‘not-horrible’ the music is, fully expecting the usual “high school science teacher tries to rap” bit, but that rapping Ronald McDonald Lion-clown has an OK sense of rhythm and flow.
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The dubbing sounds, to this white American, more like Caribbeans-in-England.
But no matter how you dub it, it’s wack.
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And at some point, they stopped making the videos, and creepy clowns started showing up in South Carolina. Causation or correlation? 
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I stopped break-dancing in front of mall escalators a while ago. Attracted the wrong crowd.
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There’s no such thing as an escalator. It’s an accelerated stairway that lazy people stand still on, but as long they stand to the side so I can pass them, it’s all good.
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I’d love to see the video where that cat meets the drunk japanese businessman:
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Okay, I just watched an eight-minute video. May I please get on the escalator now?
The rent-a-cop would have taken so much less time.
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What’s with the accents? The little Hispanic girl is Scottish and the cop is German or something? And then Ronald McFriskies, nobody knows, some kind of Felidae-American?
That mall cop starred as a protagonist in the 1987 horror film, Dolls!
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We had some very good drugs back in those days.
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