Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/02/07/demystify-cryptocurrency-with.html
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Can I pay with Bitcoins?
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I can never read cryptocurrency without translating it as “Bigfoot dollars”.
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and
Klepto-dollars
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So you can apply Conversion therapy to pretty much anything ?
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Save some money, here’s your demystifying.
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The price has been slashed like it’s made of cryptocurrency. “Act now before it’s not worth anything!”
Is the writing finally on the wall, or will it resurge?
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It’s 3 ¥etis to a Nessie, last I checked.
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Pro tip for free: write down master password before slouching off do die somewhere remote.
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Don’t buy the Nessies. They’re underwater right now.
And it looks like the ¥etis may have peaked.
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Demystifying cryptocurrency?
“It’s a pyramid scheme”
or
“virtual tulips”
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“Money by and for people who don’t understand money.”
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Either that, or: “Sloppily run your cryptocurrency business without any records or oversight and make sure to scrub your passwords before you fake your death and run off with the remaining money in your failing Ponzi scheme, so it’s impossible to tell what actually happened.”
AKA “Dunning-Krugerrands”
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Demystifying cryptocurrency:
If you don’t know who the sucker is, the sucker is you.
Saved you $20.
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I had a literal spit take after reading this.
Well done.
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Just like cryptocurrency then?
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