Denver tv station owns flat earther convention in tweet


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“They’ll come from all corners of the globe.”

Wait, what do these people call Globalists?


#4

Conspiracy nuts in general make me uncomfortable but flat earthers make me despair for the future of our species. How they get to a flat earth is just incomprehensible and I can’t even begin to imagine how or why or … I just can’t. Most of those “theories” have at least a small grain of truth in them, it’s part of why they’re sort of believable if you squint really hard. Flat earth however is just insanity, I can’t put it any other way.


#5

Panelists?
Topologists?
Spanners?
That other less stupid conspiracy?


#6

I call them spanners… :wink:


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My granddad used to have a sign in his garage that said Mind your spanners, put your tools away. :grinning:


#8

Shape-shifting Reptilians :lizard:


#9

In the current fashionable trend I fear you’re right.


#10

Philatelists? No, wait, that’s not right.


#11

Maybe, if you huff like, a whole can of Krylon primer first.


#12

They come here in flying saucers from their lair at the center of the hollow flat earth :fearful:


#13

Do they have any shades that aren’t so obvious? (Asking for a butthead friend.)


#14

Son, Huff comes in enumeratous differnt culrz and shadez


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Well, globalists usually means (((globalists))) and flat earthers’ tend to be huge anti semites for some reason, so with that in mind, you should have a decent idea.


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Seems to be an unfortunate theme right now.