Originally published at: Did the Brontës all die young from inadvertently drinking graveyard-contaminated water? | Boing Boing
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The stench from those cesspits must have been whuthering.
Babbage seems to have beaten John Snow by a few years in taking a statistical approach to epidemiology.
No, it was a giant meteor that killed all the Brontosaurus.
Angry high-school student: “I’m fed up with the Brontës. As far as I’m concerned, they can all drink shit and die.”
Brontës: “We did.”
Poopy water is not good for the body, nor the soul.
Heathcliff, it’s me, I’m Chicxulub
I’ve come home, I’m so cold
Didn’t Branwell die standing up leaning on the mantlepiece or something, just because?
This really makes me wish I’d lived during the romantic 19th century.
Cthulhu would have waited.
Allegedly. To demonstrate the power of the human will.
Upcoming Ask a Mortician video?
Ahhh, the good old days.
The past really was another, much more unsanitary country.
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