Did you ever want to play questions?


#14071

Don’t I fucking wish?


#14072

Can I admit to loving flying into slc? That lake you got and those mountains, aren’t they gorgeous?


#14073

Want to miss your next flight? Maybe it’s not too late?


#14074

Anyone following the death of the Labour Party tonight?


#14075

Wut?
 


#14076

You didn’t see this yet?


#14077

I’m coming out to SLC in mid-March, have you heard?!


#14078


#14079

And will this be another one of your 23-hour “mystery” visits where you claim you don’t have time for anything but work, lavish dinners, and pub crawls featuring exotic beers?


#14080

Boy, wouldn’t that be great? Theatre conference and hopefully some Arches by night.


#14081

If I told you that I commissioned a product review in the style of Michael Borys, would you believe me?


#14082

Can I get another unicorn chaser over here?


#14083

Good?


#14084

Well, ain’t that somethin’?


#14085

How about a video unicorn chaser?


#14086

???


#14087

Can I drunkenly, platonically, express my admiration for you?


#14088

Why not?


#14089

Will it be breathless in it’s amazement at the fact that this product even exists? Will passerby be amazed at the product’s usefulness and amazing abilities that will make their lives ceaselessly better?

Seriously, I cannot stand those “reviews,” I’ve started skipping anything with that little round circle logo as the author.


#14090

How can you NOT like them? Aren’t they the best writing on this blog? Isn’t all entertainment commerical – isn’t it selling the concept of entertainment? So how is this different?