What day is it?
Isn’t it already Tuesday, duh?
Have you asked any Australians?
I was first like really where did I miss that? And then realized oh yeah there…and why has no one posted a popcorn .gif yet? Are we all just to depressed and bored about the whole lets argue this again thing?
Am I going to need a beer to accompany the primary results tonight?
What would be a good pairing? A nice sour?
Haven’t I been big on sours and ciders recently? Do you want to ruin one with primary coverage, or maybe it’d just be a nice happy contrast?
Haven’t I already put some Stone Brewing options in the fridge in preparation for tonight?
(Beer = Chicago)
Did I ever tell y’all about the time I got sent to four different polling locations before I was at the right one? Which is the ONLY time I’ve ever had to go to that location, before or since? Was there a black man for the first time on the presidential ticket, by any chance? Why do assholes like to mess with democracy?
Does it matter beyond a day I need to go to work on?
Has anybody else read Lucifer’s Hammer?
http://www.nss.org/resources/books/fiction/SF_018_lucifershammer.html
What day is it in SD?
How long ago was it that I read that beast? (20+ years now for sure) Isn’t it fun to read a huge tome of a book that starts out with a list of who’s who? Isn’t it a good bit of disaster porn fiction of the era?
The nice day, with a chance of the fires?
Severe Weather Possible for the Midwest; Wildfire danger for the Plains Today
Warm temperatures, low humidity, gusty winds and dry grasses will combine to create dangerous fire weather condition in the western Plains today. Any grass fires that ignite in the region could quickly grow out of control. Red Flag Warnings are in effect in this area. Severe thunderstorms are possible over portions of the Midwest, mainly late this afternoon and evening.
Don’t I wish we could’ve shipped them several hours of the 24-hour rain we experienced yesterday?
Hey, did I tell you that I’m in the office for the first time in over two weeks, and that it will be my last day in the office this week?
(Still looking for a commute-car.)
Also, that I grew a “beard”?
(and the quotes around beard are quite appropriate. And it’s grayer than it ever was before. SOB!)
Because even though I do actually get dressed most of the days that I work from home, why the eff should I bother shaving? (Other than the fact that my kids hate “the whiskers”?)
have you thought about two wheels? Though really by the time you add proper gear wouldn’t a small used car cost about the same?