Why do you say does she like canned ham?
If I brought her canned ham from the airport would she serve me papers or simply throw it at me?
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Is your safe return not enough of a gift?
What does she want, blood?
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Do we not share terrible, debilitating senses of humor?
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I just try to be thoughtful to the person that bears the brunt of my insanity?
(Blood, I.e. a black pudding,she would loooove (did I marry a werewolf?))
Youâre in Oregon? Canât you find an artisanal black pudding shop in Portland?
(34th and Powell?)
For a person that professes to remember nothing, how the hell do I remember everything?
Sorry, have i been watching Anchorman on loop? Wonât happen again?
Near Hopworks?
Bout a mile and a half? (Have I even been there in ten years?)
Is it because of your plans that you say will not happen again?
Why donât you pay attention to full conversations?
What do you think?
What if you told her youâd been given it as a gift by David Letterman?
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Apathy?
Can you elaborate on that?
Why, as a rationalist and amateur scientist, do I observe that Jinxes actually work?
(I will say nothing about my flight (craaaap!!??))
giggle
That could work?
Perhaps you could try to answer that question yourself?
