I am going to retire, I have given as much as I have–can I get a periodic update?
Question mark please?
Am I official ly retired from this thread?
You want me to think before I act?
Don’t you know I can’t do that?
Bwahahahaha!!!
Bwahahshsbhsbab1111111???
Can I guess somewhere in the Lanthanide or Actinide series?
I am going to sleep?
I am going to thank @OtherMichael for helping me decompress ?
And I am going to ignore this thread for a bit?
Holy crap, no activity for 9 hours?
Are you blaming me for sleeping?
No, I don’t blame you (I was sleeping too), but what about the early risers and people on opposite sides of the world?
Are you saying they’re lazy or un-dedicated?
What should I get my wife as a gift when I get back home today?
Was anybody else starting to get jealous?
Did I remember to tell y’all that I scored a nearly perfect ubdag last week?
My wife was in the bathroom and before I left for work I knocked on the door and asked “honey, are we out of ubdag?” and she says “Ubdag? What’s ubdag?” and I say “Nuttin, s’up wit’ you?”
She informed me that that exchange constituted the entirety of my anniversary, birthday, and father’s day gifts this year, and possibly christmas as well.
#?!
Unicum?
Did I ever tell you about the squat-gallery-place-thingy I used to go to in Budapest in the early-90s that served the cheap tanker-truck white wine that smelled and tasted like nail polish remover? In the winter they would mull it with cinnamon and cloves and it tasted like mulled nail polish remover, if you’ve ever had that?
Why do you think that is?
Does she like canned ham?
Jealous of your poem-building abilities? Or ?