Isn’t it the thought that counts?
Is that what you tell the IRS?
You can’t take the 5th on filing taxes?
You take the fifth? Why do I wait until the fifteenth?
I thought I counted, where did I go wrong?
The left turn at Albuquerque?
Isn’t that always the way?
Do you not want this gift I got for you?
I’m… uncertain?
First taste is free…?
Did you say something to piss me off? Maybe? People seem to think I am raging IRL, but I wonder if y’all realize that takes way more effort than I have time or patience for, and that I am very bad at holding grudges, and that this has been a thing since the dawn of the interbutts (for me, BBS days)? 'Cuz really, who got time for that shit?
Side note: except that recent statutory rape thread. A couple ppl from that thread are now on my shit list. Which is actually super hard to get onto. You got to be a real fuckface to get on that list.
Is that on Google Docs?
I sort of thought about that but I’m sort of lazy? And I think most of them were one-timers anyway?
Oh and apparently that racist in the white privilege thread is also sexist? How is that not surprising? (Shit list just got longer!)
Is there nothing you can’t do with google docs?
Why, in a crowd that makes their own bread, own cheese, own kimchee and own Nixie clocks am I putting a Red Baron frozen pizza in the oven, now that the kids are in bed? Does it count that I added sauerkraut to my side?
because it is late and you are lazy?
Is it my imagination or has the quality of flouncing really jumped through the roof recently?
Are there enough ‘totes’ in the world to answer that?
Does anybody else think men’s deodorant-antiperspirant scents are awful?