Haven’t I personally only ever played field hockey?
Didn’t my dad play that to a high standard (played for the British Universities team)?
Doesn’t anyone else remember GBR winning the gold at the 1988 Olympics? Wasn’t Sean Kerly good?
Didn’t I give up on (ice) hockey when the Seattle Thunderbirds moved from downtown to the sticks?
Aren’t the Canucks too far away and on the wrong side of a border for me to care about them?
If you live in close proximity to Canukistan, does it not behoove you to at least learn how to skate? As for the ice hockey team Canucks, no?
They have field hockey at the olympics?!?
Our nearest minor league team will be moving to Flint, MI this fall; is it unreasonable that I do not care to make a 1.5 hr drive (3 hrs. round trip) to one of the most dangerous cities in the US to see them play when I could instead drive less than an hour to Canada to see our soon-to-be closest minor league team play?
Did you know that Journey had no idea that there is no South Detroit when they wrote their song Small Town Girl because that would technically be Windsor, Ontario, Canada (where our nearest minor league team will soon be)? Could you know how annoying I find it when they play the first minute of this song at Red Wings games and people shout “South Detroit” like ignorant rubes?
Isn’t ice skating one of the two ways I have definitely managed to break bones? (don’t I have my suspicions about ankle and rib injuries from cricket also, but without xrays it’s difficult to prove?)
Did you stop believing in Journey?
If you weren’t playing ice hockey, how did you manage to break bones? Did you forget ice is slippery (heh)?
Did you know, I can’t recall a time when I ever believed in Journey?
Because… hockey?
Perhaps I’ve misjudged hockey players? Perhaps my jokes are falling flat?
Especially since it will be mandatory after the invasion?
Ooh, can I Blame Canada now?
Won’t it be nice to be back in British Columbia, though?
Aren’t Canadians more British than the British anyway? A day off for Queen Victoria’s birthday? Seriously?
Can I say I absolutely adore Murchies tea shop in Victoria BC, which is waaay more British than London?
And perhaps Canadian rule will bring back the square avatars?
Can’t we have perhaps dymaxian avatars?
… because I find this lack of corners disturbing?
I’m all set then, yes? Did you know that I sound like a Canuck after I drink a pint of beer? Did you know growing up in Minneapolis could do that to a person?
Did you know USA hockey rules require us to wear quite a bit more equipment than these women are sporting? Did you know I don’t play on a women’s team when you were digging around for pics?
Also, why does that photo look 'shooped? Is that why you haven’t hidden a message in it?
Will they fit?
Depends on if you are projecting?
(Cartography puns in three, two…?)
I did not know that aboot you?
I couldn’t think of anything funny that wasn’t actually horribly sexist and unfunny, and was disgusted with myself, but liked the picture enough to post anyway?
Girls’ team?
…Bonne?
Do you really want to hear about my mystical nethers?
