Do you really need/want us to mansplain that?
Wouldnāt I have to start shopping there first to make it a boycott?
By classic are you talking about 1960ās? Can I say thatās a whole different animal? Did you know you can drop a Porsche 1914 engine into one of those? (By drop, do I mean lift up and in with a jack after removing the rear bumper?)
How could it be wrong to like InāNāOut?
Isnāt it the best thing about visiting California?
I was wondering that - if I havenāt ever been there and have zero desire to shop there ever, am I boycotting?
Did anyone else think theyād gone out of business?
Do you really not need crafty things? Where do you get your glitter, decoupage, and colorful pipe cleaners? Is it michaels or Joannes?
Maybe I should stop and look at it, because I donāt know the year? Why wouldnāt I just pick up the engine with my bear hands and woman-handle it into a VW?
But isnāt it true their french fries leave something to be desired? Didnāt the writing staff on Will & Grace always send one PA to In-N-Out for Double-Doubles and milkshakes, and another PA to McDonalds for the fries?
Did you know we just got a shake shack around here, but no InāNāout? Do you guys have bojangles?
Not Five Guys? Isnāt it nice to get five servings for the price of one?
Arenāt I more of a Dickās man anyway? (Could that be misconstrued?)
What are these strange things of which you speak?
Isnāt there definitely one of those two shops within walking distance, but I couldnāt tell you which if my life depended on it?
Why not both?
Do you want a pink VW bug?
Did it come off as man-splaining? Am I VW geeking too much? If you can bench press a 4 cylinder then more power to you?
Is it wrong of me to find Singinā in the Rain unwatchable?
Do you not have AC Moore or Michaels? I also have some great Blick arts stores near me, donāt you?
I will go without rather than go to Hobby Lobby. Or WalMart.
Donāt they compete? Does anyone have a Michaels and Joanneās equadistant from them? Isnāt Joanneās mostly fabric, or is that a subset of the stores?
Do you know that @othermichael will stop talking to you for expressing such an opinion?
How can anyone not say yes to this?