Did you ever want to play questions?

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Who could ever be mad at you?

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Well, who would be mad if you would just light a match?

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Anybody got a plunger?

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I was trying to google the proper word for phosphorus-phobia, but all I got were homeopathic remedies; don’t you hate it when that happens?

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How’d we get on plumbing humor?

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Humors are liquids aren’t they? Wouldn’t plumbing them make sense?

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Did you not see Donald arrive?

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Isn’t humour spelt with a ‘u’?

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What’s the point of all the extraneous "u"s in non-US English anyway? Do you actually pronounce it “co-loor” when it’s spelled “colour”?

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Don’t you think it adds an air of sophistication?

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Like velour?

Wait, are you Zapp Brannigan in disguise?

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Could you be confusing sophistication with ostentatiousness? Also, wouldn’t the spelling of the word “ostentatiousness” be an example of ostentatiousness itself?

What is wrong with you people always adding in those silent u’s?

Is there a shortage of 'u’s in America?

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Have I missed anything?

Where were you? Have you been up to no good?

So you’ve spoken to my lawyer?

I’m not sure… Is this bat country?

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