Who could ever be mad at you?
Well, who would be mad if you would just light a match?
Anybody got a plunger?
I was trying to google the proper word for phosphorus-phobia, but all I got were homeopathic remedies; donât you hate it when that happens?
Howâd we get on plumbing humor?
Humors are liquids arenât they? Wouldnât plumbing them make sense?
Did you not see Donald arrive?
Isnât humour spelt with a âuâ?
Whatâs the point of all the extraneous "u"s in non-US English anyway? Do you actually pronounce it âco-loorâ when itâs spelled âcolourâ?
Donât you think it adds an air of sophistication?
Like velour?
Wait, are you Zapp Brannigan in disguise?
Could you be confusing sophistication with ostentatiousness? Also, wouldnât the spelling of the word âostentatiousnessâ be an example of ostentatiousness itself?
What is wrong with you people always adding in those silent uâs?
Is there a shortage of 'uâs in America?
Have I missed anything?
Where were you? Have you been up to no good?
So youâve spoken to my lawyer?
Iâm not sure⌠Is this bat country?