The horrible travesty of a band or the food that is proof FSM loves us?
Ugh, why did something with such a high bone:edibility ratio ever become popular? Why not Buffalo Necks or Buffalo Gizzards?
AND WHY ALL THE HATE FOR PORTRAIT VIDEO?
You donât eat necks or gizzards? And are wings all about the perfection of the meat to delectable skin ratio?
Donât I shoot all my video at 45 degrees?
Ever had wings at the Anchor in Buffalo where theyâre from? Arenât they good?
If wing haters come over to my place, think I can convert them? (Ever had buffalo drum sticks? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)
Ooh, ever had chicken fried chicken?
Is there an aruacana listening to my every post?!
Why isnât Buff Orpington your BSD2 captain name?
Did you know Wings is Detroit local shorthand for Detroit Red Wings?
Isnât it baseball season now?
The Chippewa Falls area in particular? Do you like pretty geologic formations?
Maybe? Is it strange that I generally consider baseball season to begin in late September and end sometime in October?
Did you know Thomas Keller and I share the exact same Death Row meal? And I independently also.invented his recipe? (Suppa easy)
Ever seen a fluffy chicken?
Heys mutants, can I plays?
DIDNT WE TELL YOU ALREADY!!??
WHAT IS ALL THIS NONSENSE!?