Do you always answer a question with a question?
Will there be ice cream?
What kind of question is that?
What kind would you like?
How do you know I haven’t run out of likes?
Why would I keep track of such a thing?
Do you expect an answer?
Why would I?
Is that a rhetorical question?
Are rhetorical questions allowed?
What’s rhetorical about it?
Didn’t you make the rules?
Didn’t I just do that?
Is it possible that the rules are self-assembling?
Doesn’t it appear so?
Watching you two go at it, is it natural to feel uncomfortable or aroused?
Would you excuse me for a moment?
Why don’t you find me important?