“Why can’t people pick up their dog’s poop?”
Oh, wait, there’s no “h” in your wine?
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Are you a professional sneaker?
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Since when are footwear the signifier of professionalism?
Are you seeking condolences?
Isn’t wenk just the best roll?
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Have you ever seen how casually the really big bosses dress in some companies? I guess that’s what happens when you have nothing to prove, right?
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Aren’t boys the worst?
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Aren’t people the worst, some of whom happen to be male?
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Wouldn’t that be nice? Think I’d finally get the number of that girl with the Uzi?
If there’s any signifier of professionalism, can we just assume I don’t do it?
I’m pretty sure my original comment still stands, no?
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Also, @japhroaig, have you considered not going in on Monday and making them come over and pick you up?
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Zat like Tizer?
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Should I wear spats? Perhaps a monocle?
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…wait, cinnamon?
I’m not sure what the closest equivalent to Big Red would be, but a red cream soda might be close, I think?
And holy crap, who put the price of Tizer up by so much? Wasn’t it, like, 15p or so last time I bought some?
While we’re on the subject of Brit sodas, can you still buy Lucozade in Boots?
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But doesn’t it just feel damn good to dress nice? Like, as a dude, isn’t it fun to shop for a new tie or pocket square? Or arguing about the qualities of different types of pick stitching?
Are those ever inappropriate?
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Perhaps I should go full highland?
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Five buttuns!? FIVE???
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